- Aries: I don't brake for anyone, so get out of my way!
- Taurus: I'd rather be braking.
- Gemini: I brake to change the radio station while talking on my cell phone.
- Cancer: I brake for yard sales and open houses.
- Leo: Hey! Give me a brake!
- Virgo: I brake to check and see if my brakes are working.
- Libra: I brake for others, if that's all right with you.
- Scorpio: I'll brake when I'm damn good and ready, so leave me the hell alone!
- Sagittarius: On the road of life, one brakes for many things but stops for none.....
- Capricorn: Born Braking.
- Aquarius: I brake rules.
- Pisces: I brake for worms and caterpillers.
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