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Nov 20-Dec 20 View Last Month
The Sun glides into rollicking Sagittarius. What a rush! Letís us this energetic time to redefine who we are, what we want out of life and who we want to out it with.
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ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 20)
It doesnít take a genius to know that this is a perfect time for proud Rams to expand their knowledge and improve their brainpower through coursework and possible travel. Get a charge by surrounding yourself with new stimuli. (No names please!) Any legal entanglements should untangle now. Show your briefs and rest your case. The jury is Out!
TAURUS (Apr 21 - May 21)
Hot queer Bulls raise the general temperature. You gain confidence and know how to package yourself beautifully. This aptitude almost guarantees that you will get the lover of your wet dreams. But donít sit home and phone it in, pal. For best results, you have to go out and shop in person. Squeeze, smell and pluck the best of the bunch.
GEMINI (May 22 - Jum 21)
All sorts of relationships are highlighted. Pink Twins have a tendency to get caught up in various work and personal vendettas while ignoring those around them who might help make life a bit easier. Donít take partners for granted; this is the time to show them that you care. Looking for love? The opportunity to meet someone special is at hand. Use it. Ahem.
CANCER (JUN 22 - JUL 23)
Life takes some twists and turns at work. Gay Crabs may find themselves eating at their desk, slowly putting on the pounds and working longer and longer hours in their miserable drudgery. Boo hoo! Time for a change, compadre; use an affirming outlook to get your desk cleared and body buffed. I know you can do it, you ultimately sexy thing, you.
LEO (Jul 24 - Aug 23)
Let the music and festivities begin. Itís time to get down and party hearty, proud Lion. Show your inhibitions and restrictions the exit door. As much as you enjoy a good time, remember that this can also be a time of unparalleled creativity and artistic output. Let your gay muse run wilde. Do I smell a masterpiece ... or is it just stale beer?
VIRGO (Aug 24 - Sep 23)
Forget about putting off your spring cleaning any longer queer Virgo. You have just run out of excuses. Overwhelming urges to spruce up your surroundings and make it in tune with the true lavender you cannot be ignored. Everything from furniture to family will have to fall into place... or else. Youíve nothing to lose but your macrame plant holders and plastic puce ottoman.
LIBRA (Sep 24 - Oct 23)
Inspirational ideas run rampant and so should you. proud Libras see the landscape clearly and seem to know exactly what to say now to get events rolling in the right direction. Roll on, cousin; we are coming into a major professional life cycle for you and this is the time to advance your cause. While your at it, think long term politics. Vote blue? red? or lavender?
SCORPIO (Oct 24 - Nov 22)
Queer Scorps begin to reassess their personal values vis a vis their financial status. You may find that all that glitters is not gold... or then again not. Use the time to chart your monetary course in the framework of your deeply personal needs. If that means splurging on a hot little import, so be it. If it means socking it into an already bulging endowment, who am I to disagree?
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23 - Dec 22)
You are in your glory when the sun enters your own sign. PGay Archers can make their dreams come true as all eyes turn their way. This is a fertile time of year so give it the best shot youíve got. Begin new things, meet new folks and harness new energies. Itís also time for a spring sprucing up. Polish those arrows. You want to make a pointedly great first impression.
CAPRICORN (Dec 23 - Jan 20)
Pink Caps can go with the cosmic flow. Your mind expands and is open and clear. You can feel intuitive and spiritually cleansed. (Or maybe its the wine?) Rub your crystal ball and see what you can divine or even better, rub a friendís. Reduce stress through yoga or meditation. Posing naked in the window maximizes feng shui... or something along those lines.
AQUEERIUS (Jan 21 - Feb 19)
Fans come out of the woodwork. You are the center of attention and have to learn to parcel out your time judiciously to keep up with increasing demand. Donít be shy. Aqueerians must not waste time plugging holes in the same old circles. Explore beyond and make it memorable. How memorable is the question. Will you remember it all in the morning haze...?
PISCES (Feb 20 - Mar 20)
All Guppies have the tenacity to go the distance in their careers now. Good thing too; You may have begun to feel like it was time for something new. Changes and moves are possible now, but great advances can also be garnered right where you are. Pick and choose, my choosy friend. You deserve the best, even if you donít always work hard enough for it.